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2006 / 10 / 25 ( Wed )
i heard that two jokes .
one is like that...
the person who can speak two languages is bilingual.
the person who can speak three languages is trilingual.
the person who can speak many languages is multilingual.
the person who can speak one language is American.
and second one.
god comes to Adam, in the Garden of Eden,
and says to him:
"Adam, I have good news and bad news."
"Give me the good news first."
"I will give you a brain, this will make you a brilliant scientist, a great mathmatician, and a spetacular philosopher. I also will give you a penis, and this penis will give you great pleasure."
Adam nods and says:
"sounds Awesome!! what's the bad news?"
God smiles and says:
"you can only use one at a time"
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